My grandmother recount stories to me of her day's, how beautiful and sexy she was, but there was this Fr.Born, who was ever so scrupulous. On Saturday's was the day for confessions, on Sunday's this Fr.Born would be at his best:
"You should not commit adultery, you should not have anal or oral sex with your wives, you shoulld consume your sex in a proper manner, you must not use contraceptions..."
She kept on explaining to me the menstruation period of a woman,
that in a month there is a day for safe sex, and a woman con not conceive. I asked her how she knew that?
Fr.Born, a local priest at her day's was telling them all about it.
Then grannie, how come you had 28 children?
Fr.Born didn't tell on which day it should be done, he just said that on Friday's a person must fast, and I didn't had sex on Fridays, it must had been the day of my safe menstruation period, for safe sex! That Fr.Born, no wonder our parish is the largest one in this country, and what about your husband! ..