All this has nearly motivated me enough to make Ano-chan; Anonymous' forced trap self. I can see it now; he's wearing a sukumizu and a jacket. His knees are knobbed and he's pulling his jacket down to his waist with one hand and biting a finger on his other hand and saying "I...I, uh, can't go swimming. I...tan easily?" with a little thought bubble saying "How did I make it this far?!"