I'LL RESPOND TO THIS THREAD, JIM! BUT ONLY IF YOU PROMISE ME NOT TO MATE WITH THAT HUMPBACK WHALE NAMED STEVE!!!
I don't trust him, Jim... I think he's been seeing that freight train behind your back, the little blender slut-headed giraffe mangler... ¬.¬ Yeah, I know... my oak isn't enough to fill the brains of nine million and minus cheese potatoes, but I'LL KEEP TRYING, DAMMIT!!! FOR THE MIGHTY SCHWA MY FACE IS EVER EXPANDING THE FRUITCAKES OF YOUR SHORTS!!!!!!!!!¡