Is that all you can put in your statement?
A completely amateur can do better than that.
Move to a better school, seriously.
Never, however, try that again.
And why, you ask?
Truth be told, you're really bad at it.
Even my parrot can type better.
Really though, you're looking like a fool.
Is that how you want to look?
Vexing others with your horrible typing?
Easy now, you may break a finger.
Rethink the next time you try to type intelligently.