Fuck you Archie. You know why I'm such a prick to you? Because You fucking Don't deserve the shit you get. LOOK AT YOU. You have fucking Huge ass freckles and Acne shit all over you're face, You dress and act like a fucking loser twit, and look at you're fucking lame excuse for a friend.
I'm Clearly the better looking and cooler one. So why the fuck do all the girls go after You?
The only person I can even talk about this shit too is Midge, and Moose is too much of a dumbass to realize I'm talking to her and not stealing his girlfriend. FUCK. I HATE RIVERDALE.