You're exactly right, it would make Shymalan's eyes bleed. And that is exactly why it must happen.
In fact, just yesterday I had Misa go and buy a wig with my exact same hairstyle and color. I can loan you some of my clothes.
Now what will happen is that you will dress like me and go to all my classes. If anyone approaches you, feign sickness and mumble that you don't feel like talking. Everyone will think that I was at school all day, thus once again giving me an alibi.
While you are at school, I shall continue to judge the criminals of this world. Because everyone else is seeing you in the classroom, there will be no connection to the deaths and myself.
I know this sounds like a load of bullshit, but don't underestimate anime.>>12979995
I wasn't gone. These convulted haxx plans I have take quite some time to think up and type out.