Hey I'm just sick of all these fucking rules in the English Language that never make sense and are inconsistent.
English would suck half as much if every word could be written like it sounds.
(Seriously what's up the "Ph" and "Pn" in words they don't make any fucking sense.)
Trying to figure out all the rules for English is like trying to decipher the Dead Sea Scrolls. Hell, my English teacher told me "If you want to sound smarter in a report, use semi-colons as they make you sound smarter and no one knows how they work."
TL;DR Dear English language; Make some fucking sense already!