I'm 6'4 and have like a billion pounds of muscle. I'm married as well. Not to just any one normal girl either. All your waifus? I'm boning the whores every night. Also, I own a multi-trillion dollar industry, cranking out anime that you guys couldn't even hope to pronounce. I have 18 homes each in about 30 different countries, and my own damn teleporter system to take me to each one in seconds. I have my own fleet of private jets. Hell, I have a crack team of scientists studying the newest universe they just created in one of my billion solid gold toilets. People everywhere love me. No matter where I go, I get just about everyone within a mile asking for my autograph.
Yeah, life is great. Sucks to be you, Anonymous.