Imma go "Bro, your ride's overheating. Check your water." When he gets off his ride, I'd be going "DUDE that's a horse. You just had sex with a horse." He'd probably feel very bad about it afterwards, and then I'll try to console him, but he'll just end up wallowing in more self pity. That horseman thinks he's walking into a lion's den with a gun, but it's filled not with gunpowder, but with babypowder.