about a month ago, I went with my parents to some church party at someone's house.
somewhere in the middle I had to drop a massive shit, so I went into one of the restrooms and let loose. It was one of those hot liquid shits that burns your asshole and has a lingering smell.
like 5 seconds after I left, some cute little asian girl went in, she had to have been around elementary school age.
she went in, closed the door, then ran out 3 seconds later screaming. i laughed during the car ride home