No copypasta here, but... At first I thought Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha would rock, brought over here and dubbed. Then I started thinking about it. Those delicious, extra-long transformation sequences, the hot springs episode, all the fanservice, all of it, gone. Then my mind moved, as it typically does, towards the voices. And then I pictured some fat, barrel-chested, forty-year-old buttertroll screaming in a wheezy voice and pretending she's a nine year old girl, going: "Please, Raging Heart!"
And then my mind turns to delicious, beautiful Fate, and how terrible her butchery will be.