4 lengths of rope.
1 pair of noise cancelling headphones
your favorite anime watching setup
Knock him out (anything heavy to the back of the head should do the trick), tie securely to chair (don't forget arms and legs), put on headphones and play music of choice (Fushigi Purupuru Pururin Rin for best effect), wait for him to wake up, start up episode one and set timer for the complete length of the episode, move as far away from the location as possible without going outside (it's dangerous out there), browse 4chan until timer goes off, return to location, start episode 2. Repeat as necessary.