Command finally manages to get through; "Sergeant, it is of utmost importance that you read out the following messages through your megaphone as loud and clear as you can!"
"But they're ridiculous", the sergeant bellows in disbelief, "How can this possibly be of assistance in this our most trying hour?"
"Just read them! You... you... double IRISHMAN!" Command replies sternly.
With no other choice, the sergeant is forced to comply; Rising, he clears his throat and begins to recite:
"TOMO-CHAN... eh... DOESN'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE!"
Nearly half of the young yellow attackers stop in mid stroke, as they stare forlornly and shell shocked at the battlefield.
"Tomo-chan, but why? What did I do to deserve this cruel fate?" they all wonder, some out loud. Not having time to regain their composure, they are gunned down by quality British bullets.
"SHINJI, er, KOOHN... YOU DISHONORED YOUR FATHER!" the sergeant continues in a steadier voice. Another third of the attackers stop dead in their tracks with tears streaming down their cheeks as they seek their lost manhood in the skies above. Most are quickly dealt with by stray artillery shells, while others simply drop to their knees and enter a near catatonic state. A few brave jap souls manage to break the British defenses as the sergeant readies his megaphone once more:
"YOUR LITTLE SISTER WILL... what, um... NEVER LOVE YOU THE WAY YOU WANT HER TO!"
All remaining foreign troops finally snap and are quickly mowed down by bren-gun fire.