Real women are human. They aren't the little made up lust flesh you see in magazines. They whine as much as you,they want as much as you, they're just as emotional as you.
So saying real women are better out right when you simply want stimulation is a fake sense of maturity and admitting your imagination has become as dry and boring as your future lives.
Though the only real reason I don't want a girlfriend is because I'm fat and my apartment is a mess so my choices are limited.