Once again, just for kicks

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Hello, weaklings.

My name is Madara, and I pity every single one of you. All of you are fat, mentally retarded genin who spend every second of their day learning useless techniques. You are everything bad in the world of shinobi. Honestly, have any of you ever won a battle? I suppose it's fun mocking others because of your own insecurity and weakness, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than arousing yourself to pictures of my former rival's granddaughter.

Go ahead and retort with your best shot. I am pretty much flawless. I've fought countless battles, co-founded the Leaf Village, and founded the Akatsuki. What ninja missions do you undertake, other than small-time, D-ranked ones? I am also a legendary immortal, and have several Tailed Beasts under my control (I used to have a Nine-Tailed one; It was VERY powerful). You are all disgraces who should just hara-kiri yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Picture related: It's me and my Nine-Tailed Beast.