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Hey Genin,

My name is Naruto, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are weak, talentless shinobi who spend every second of their day practicing Bunshin no Jutsu. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever successfully created a clone? I mean, I guess it's fun throwing kunai at people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to nudes of Sasuke.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I learned Kage Bunshin no Jutsu before I even graduated, and had my on ninja team. What jutsu do you know, other than "jack off to naked shinobi"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

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