Basically, we got nowhere in that Kino thread. There was a second one later, wherein me and Gar Expert circlejerked for hours while posting Kino images, and determined that Kino is mai waifu during odd months, (January, March, etc.), and his whoru during even months. This was after I won the fight to take her as mai waifu at all times, but lost that by calling such a delicate flower a "whore."
So basically, now I call Kino a whore every chance I get.
Hooray for tripfag circlejerks, remedied by the fact that they are contained within image dumps and discussion of awesome anime!