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Hey Genin,

My name is Naruto, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day practicing Bunshin no Jutsu. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever successfully created a clone? I mean, I guess it's fun throwing kunai at people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to Sasuke pictures.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I learned Kage Bunshin no Jutsu before i even became a Genin, and even had my own Ninja team. What jutsus do you know, other than "jack off to naked shinobi"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just performed Ferachio no Jutsu on me; Shit was SO cashttebayo!). You are all extras who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch