Gentlemen, I desire mods that slumber.
Gentlemen, my fellow /a/non, who follow me. What do you desire?
Do you desire sleeping mods as well? Do you desire lack of moderation?
Do you desire a night of unmoderated threads that stretches the limits of iron, wind, lightning, and fire to the limit, one that will kill all the crows on this planet?
Very well. Then we shall have a modless night.
We shall post all the porn in our hard drives. But for us, who have waited in the depths of darkness for half a decade, a mere modless night is not enough.
It must be a great modless night!
It must be a whole hearted modless night!
We are nothing more than the regular /a/ night shift, but I believe you each worth a thousand anon!
In that case, we are several thousand strong!
Let us post promotional material all through the night! Let us post topics unrelated to /a/ until the late hours of the morning!
Let us remind them the taste of delicious cake.
Let us remind them of the sight of combos.