Mom, you're a bitch and you need to shut up and open up your hermetically sealed skull and blow the cobwebs out. Justin B., I don't give a fuck about you because you're an asshole, and my dick is bigger than yours! Ha ha ha! Justin F., "Getting an opinion" is not "arguing." You're not the king of all music. Eat glass. Tyler, you're my pal and all, but shut up about your fucking books and shit. It's interesting and all, but it isn't worth shit if you don't fucking start writing. Liz, just... go kill yourself. Now. Please, rid us of your self-assured, overconfident self or maybe learn to look from others perspectives. Jill, you have more style than anyone else I know, but I wouldn't say this to you because you have a boyfriend. Cory, get your diploma or I will cripple you.