Do you fine people like Eminem? Actually I don't mind either way but if you make disparaging remarks about him I will have to have sex with your mother and father as means of compensation. This is due to the fact that Eminem had sexual relations with yourt mother which resulted in your birth. I present some visual media as proof. It is located in your "parents" bedroom.
It should also be noted your Sister has an incestuous relation with your father, Eminem.
It seems you dislike your father, Eminem, because he is an honest man while you just sit here and write poorly constructed poems.
I would enjoy reliving myself upon your works, now please leave or I will be obligated to molest you without manually lubricating my genitalia.