Well I came across a Bruce Lee shirt that I didn't already own at the mall today. You see, I was very confident that I had owned all Bruce Lee shirts in existence. So when I saw this new one (a brown one with the same picture of Bruce Lee's face on it as my three identical red ones and a little Bruce Lee signature under it) I started to doubt my self confidence and question my ability as an expert. To fix this, I decided I would accomplish a few manly tasks like swimming through the choppy ocean during a storm, and going out into the forest and using nature to make myself stronger. I even came across a wild boar which I promptly killed to avoid causing a scene and beat a canoer in a race by swimming. So after soaking my new Bruce Lee shirt in the blood, sweat, and tears of hard labor, I came home with my confidence fully restored and my amount of manly deeds increased.