good one - no really funny results though.
4chan's destroyed me, I didn't even raise an eyebrow. And yes, SafeSearch is off.>>>>12445164
Number 2, 3 and 14 are fine to fuck and leave. Don't even think about doing any of the others, and some of them are physically dangerous to your health - either immediately during the act (suffocation) or later down the road (psychotic bitches).
But since this is /a/, the only response to this will be "I don't think you've fucked anyone, enjoy your virginity."