>>12402233 meet >>12401965 you dumb fag.
ANYWAY. AS I WAS SAYING.
Shinji stumbled around the apartment and into Misato's room. If he weren't under the threat of death (and not getting laid) from Asuka, he never would consent to digging through Misato's personal effects. But this had to be his only chance.
A couple agonizing minutes later, he came running into Asuka's bedroom. She stood with arms crossed, her disdain plain on her face, in spite of the innate comedy of Shinji's boner flopping against his abdomen.
"I found one!" He proclaimed, and was open to rip it open until Asuka snatched it from his hands.
"SHUT UP AND LIE DOWN." She snarled, and Shinji winced before obediently lying down on her futon.
She ripped open the package, tossed it aside, and carefully unfolded it. She glanced back and forth between it and Shinji's disappointingly-sized cock before sighing, kneeling, and putting it on him.
She crawled over his prone body and he cringed as she grabbed his cock by the base.