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So at a loss to do with my unusual long hair I ask a female friend to come with me and get it cut. She says "sure lets try this place" and a female cuts it and puts all sorts of weird chemicals into it. As a result I now have pretty feminine hair.

Now I should be thinking "how can I fix this problem." Instead looking in the mirror I'm thinking "maybe now I can shave my mustache, buy a dress of some sort..."

Goddamnit 4chan what have you done to me?