You're obviously not thinking like leloushe.
Upcoming ransom note:
Dear stupidname, I have taken the loli hostage, and am treating her terribly by making her explore the outside world with Kaguya.
I certainly hope brittania hasn't broken off their plans and pissed off home, and that those ball-less twats haven't received multiple stab wounds.
Now that my group, which has nothing to do with china, has disrupted brittanias plans, I hope you country crumbles under your kind and benelovent rule after the coup.
As ransom for my hostage, I DEMAND that you promise to continue to be a good friend to the loli, and that Kaguya can come over and play EVERY DAY!