So I went to the McDonald's the other day and, like, ordered a McValue Meal. And I asked the cashier if I could, like, you know, drink from the dispenser without using a cup. So then this LIBERAL cashier was like, "No sir, I can't let you do that". So I, like, TOTALLY flipped out on him. "THAT'S WHAT YOU LIBERALS ARE WITH YOUR RULES AND REGULATIONS. FOR PETE'S SAKE WHY CAN'T YOU LET REAGAN BE REAGAN? I DIDN'T GODDAMN KILL 6 GERMANS DURING WORLD WAR 2 TO HEAR ALL YOUR BLA BLA HURR BLURR".