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Hello /a/. My name is Killinger, Dr. Henry Killinger. I am here because your friend /co/ has expressed a deep concern over some of your more alarming behaviours, including but not limited to the constant lusting of underage, animated girls, an unhealthy fixation on doll joints, and an inability to realize that people do indeed die when somebody kills them. This are the attributes of one who refuses to acknowledge the world around them, choosing instead to create a shell to foster their child-like vision. I would like to help you slay these demons, and become happy, productive members of society. Do not worry about cost, I work pro bono. So, how can I help you?