Haruhi Wars

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With Kyon as Luke Skywalker
Itsuki Koizumi as Han Solo
Mikuru Asahina as Leia Organa
Yuki Nagato as Obi-Wan Kenobi and Yoda
and Haruhi Suzumiya as Emperor Palpatine

Vader: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.
Kyon: But...my father's alive and well.
Vader: No...I am your father.
Kyon: No, you aren't. I know my parents. They raised me well.
Vader: Search your feelings. You know it to be true!
Kyon: How many times do I have to tell you that's not possible?