You know that cool jock who gets cute girls and is actually a pretty decent guy to people? You want to hate him but he's not like the others, he doesn't pick on you, he doesn't laugh when you trip in the cafeteria, he just minds his own business and is nice to anybody who talks to him, yeah that's me, sure I don't talk with you chumps in anime club, I don't read your "anime magazine" with new releases I saw two years ago. I don't need to go to a club full of fat smelly people to watch Full Metal Alchemist all over again. I've got fuckin' live feed torrents of the newest animes you haven't even hear of, and figures from said anime being shipped to my house so I can masturbate on them. Go read your "yowie" on fanfiction.net
, I'm downloading loli dojinshi and reading the fucking raws.
You keep wearing your naruto headbands and shit, socializing with your weeaboo friends. I'll be walking by, Anonymous. You'll never know that the master of anime had passed you by, because I suppress my power level while banging that hot girl you've had a hopeless crush over for months.