I hope they animate this story if there'll ever be a new fumoffu
Teletha Testarossa is going off to a uneasy meeting with the leaders of Mithril. Sousuke was appointed by Teletha to be her bodyguard. Seeing that it would be an honor to meet such great men of military warfare, he accepts. However, his images of them being men above the clouds are smashed to bits when he finds that they are nothing more than Yankee old geezers who sexually harass "Tessa-tan" as if it were a complimentary thing to do to women (they were born and raised in that era).
Sousuke's image of these old geezers using examples of people he works with:
Former US Navy Fleet Admiral Jerome Border - An aloha shirt wearing who guffaws annoyingly
Former US Navy Vice Admiral Kevin Skyray - "Tessa-tan, would you want to experience a dangerous love affair with me?" (age Kurtz Weber 50+ years and you'll get him)
Former US Marine Corps Lt. Colonel J.G. Courtney - A man who cusses and swears excessively and uses the word "fuck" and "fucking" as an adjective to everything (Mao becomes like this when she's drunk)
Former US Navy Captain Roy Seals - "Te...Tessa-tan, [breathes heavily] Care to join me for a stroll? [breathes heavily]" (If Major Kalinin was a lecher, you get him)
Former US Navy Rear Admiral Thomas Ross - "Tessa-tan! Here! You've gotta look at the tatoo I have engraved on my butt!!" (If Commander Mardukas went insane, you get him)