Ok, after months and months of research, I've finally figured out how to score with hot chicks. Listen closely Anonymous, this will be on the quiz.
Don't go looking for it.
Yes, contrary to popular belief, the harder you go looking to get laid, the less likely you are to actually find it. Women like attention, they like playing hard to get and turning your balls blue in anticipation, in short, their fucking bitches with no other agenda than to make you suffer. Thus, by not getting involved in the rat race, you can weed out the ones that seem easy, but will never actually put out.
These facts have been time tested by people who put their lives on the line in the name of science, most died in research, but some now stand on the pinnacle of harem heaven and have sex with dozen of hot girls every day!
So I say to you /a/, do you want to get laid? Do you want to get someone else to fap you off? The method is simple. Become uninterested in sex, in order to have more of it.
tl;dr - Don't be Anonymous.