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My theory on King of GETs:

He is a secret paid statistics informant or agent working for a company. He gets paid to post 5s here on /a/ to see how the generic public will react. This will eventually lead up to some real-world event to sway the general mass into doing something they would not normally do; but thanks to their pre-five programming, they will do it automatically. Also, thanks to KoG faggotry, people will start using the number "five" more often.

For instance, instead of saying "I'll go watch television in 10 minutes", the number 5 will instead pop up, thus making you watch television more. Everything you think about in life with numbers, you'll instantly think of the number 5 and act according to its deadly grasp.

It's all going exactly as they planned...