""Naruto... I... I have something to tell you! I just can't hold it in any longer! Naruto! I loath the number of narutard followers you have. Your orange jumpsuit is the antithesis of the spirit of ninjas. Your powerlevel is not over nine thousand, yet you still refuse to lose the game. What I'm trying to say is... I look at you sometimes. Ok, most of the time. Always. When you eat. When you fight. When you sleep. I don't even have to move thanks to these special eyes of mine. I can see you everywhere, anywhere, always. Oh Naruto, I watch the energy build within you sometimes, but I've always wondered what would happen if someone were to make a doujin out of us. What do you think we would be like? Would I be confident and masculine for once? Oh shi- please don't tell anyone I'm really a guy, my clan is so embarrased about my femininity they dress me up like a girl. I would even let you be on top..."