So I had a thought while I was being a faggot and going to a convention to buy figs and gunpla. My perfect waifu would have come with to kick ass in the gaming room. And omne night I'd go back to the hotel room at, like, midnight because I was rank. I'd get into the bathroom and start the hot shower. Little did I notice, but my perfect waifu had slipped tape over the inside of the door so it wouldn't close. As i sit down and enjoy the heat, I hear the door creak open.I'm taken aback and try to cover myself as the figure behind the curtains starts to undress. I quickly realize it's my perfect waifu when I see a bra but no breasts. She pokes her head in sheepishly, and I still try to cover myself. She pulls the curtains aside and steps in, blocking the flow from the shower head. I'm at full mast and barely capable of saying anything, when she plummets down and does the work. I have no idea what the fuck is going on, but defiling such a clean place is hot. After it's over, she falls off and rests her head on my chest. We sit there in the silence for a moment, panting. I suddenly realize that the water's gone cold.