OK /a/...listen up.
Are you tired of not getting any catgirls? Are you tired of fapping alone to episode 8 of Code Geass you downloaded off Tokyotosho? Well I have some great news for you!
CATGIRLS ARE FUCKING STUPID AS SHIT.
If you hold the catnip to your dick for at least 5 seconds they WILL LICK IT.
Get your head out of your ass, close /a/ for a sec, and go outside to a pet store or something. Find the cutest most moe looking catgirl in the store (she doesn't have to be the furriest) and make a show of striking up a conversation with her under the pretense that she is a human being. Whatever she says, roll with it, no matter how stupid. Just listen and make knowing nods and brief consolatory comments. She will be jawing about some stupid shit...but have strength.
If catnip is involved you should be able to fuck her tonight. Just persist. Remember, no matter if she's tied up, if she says "meow" it's not rape.
This works in almost any situation, not just the pet store one given above. You can fuck literally any catgirl because they are all weak as kittens. Just remember to only tell /a/ about them. If you actually tell real people about them you'll seem too repulsive and PETA will come and this shit will never work.