As to Duo..." Heero's eyes took on a distant glint. "I remember the first time I learned the truth about him. It was during the war, and one of the few times the other Gundam pilots and I were around each other at the same time. I overheard Duo tell Quatre that they should go to his quarters to 'Grease their guns and practice firing in the hole.' Well, it sounded like a good thing to do to me, so after I was finished with adjusting the sensors on the Zero, I went to Duo's quarters. It was there I discovered that the 'guns' they had greased were only standard issue to the male of the species, and the hole Duo was firing into was-"
Damn that was long but worth it. Fucking lol.
2000 at my parent's computer in the living room all over again.