George: I-I can't believe it, Jerry.
George: So I'm browsing /a/, and-
Jerry: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Why are you browsing /a/?
George: I'M RONERY, JERRY! Anyway, I get to this thread, and someone actually compared me to Sasuke.
Jerry: ... You to Sasuke.
George: ::chuckles:: That's right, Jerry, me to Sasuke.
Jerry: You DO know that Sasuke is successful, and every kunoichi in the series loves him, right?
George: When you're on fire, baby, you're on fire!
Jerry: Well what does that make me, then?
George: ::Waves his hand dismissively:: They said you were Naruto or something.
Jerry: Naru- oh, come on! He doesn't even APPEAR in most of the chapters!
George: Look, Jerry, I didn't make these comparisons, I just saw them on /a/.
Jerry: Yeah, but... Naruto??
Elaine: Hey guys, what are you talking about?
Jerry: George here was on /a/ earlier, and-
Elaine: Why were you on /a/?
Jerry: He's ronery. Anyway, they said he was Sasuke.
Elaine: ... George as Sasuke?... ::laughs mockingly::
George: What, is that so hard to believe?
Elaine: No, no... Except Sasuke isn't short and bald ::Jerry and Elaine laugh:: Anyway, did they say who I was?
George: ... No.
Elaine: Well, obviously I'd be Sakura.
George: ::Chuckles:: You as Sakura, huh?...
George: And me as Sasuke. I see what you're doing.
Elaine: Oh, COME ON.