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The police often question him because he is mysterious. His nose alone has experienced more than a lesser man's entire body. His blood smells like cologne. His shirts never wrinkle. He is left-handed and right-handed. Even if he forgets to put postage on his mail, it gets there. What lies behind his eyes is darkness and endless jazz.

When he orders a salad, he gets the dressing right there on top of the salad, where it belongs...where there is no turning back.

He is the most interesting man in the world.