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Like I said earlier, he was all "BAWWWW" so I told him "Ed, you'll get in the State Alchemists. All you have to do is that thing I mentioned. You know, the thing those Ishbalan slave boys I have at my house do every weekend. Do that, and you'll get in." It was just pure awesome. HE ACTUALLY DID IT TOO! It was like candy and sex while watching some quality entertainment. The only thing I don't understand is that he knew that someone in my position in the military wouldn't have any real power to get him into the State Alchemists. Wierd. Anyway, I'll see you tonight at dinner, honey. Tell Elysia I love her and I'll read her that book she got.