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Dear /a/ssholes of the past,

I come from the near, but still distant, future where the Newfag Summer you are now experiencing has amassed into something much more devastating.

The influx of newfags will cause one of the most respected and cherished products of this board to die: its memes, my past anons, its memes. Where the ignorant reign and the learned vacate, memes will loose their purpose. /a/, and 4chan at large, will become nothing more than another community based, social networking site, not unlike Gaia. Yes, it will come to this.

Perhaps your efforts now can change the future I call the present but it will be an uphill struggle, of proportions you cannot yet imagine.

(ITT Doraemon)