I came up with wonderful theory today to explain our prince's disappearance. Cirno's has stated on multiple occasions that his real name is David, has he not? He could, of course, be joking due to the David meme, but the way he said it was so matter-of-factly that I believe it's very possible he was telling the truth. He has never mentioned his last name, as far as I know.
Cirno has officially been missing since April First of this year, but he made a brief re-appearance lasting for three days in mid-April. Is it not a coincidence that the final two contestants on American Idol were named David Archuleta and David Cook? It is well known that Cirno had visions of becoming a millionaire to buy his own private island on which we were all invited to stay; perhaps he realized that with his smooth-as-honey voice and boyish good looks he could easily make the money quicker through a singing career rather than a literary one. Perhaps Cirno will return some day soon now that the winner of the program has been chosen. Perhaps the temporary return was during the time when the contestants were allowed to return to their hometowns to visit their family, friends, and fans. What say you about my theory, fellow gentlemen?