My name is Kururugi Suzaku, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are skinny, weak, no-lifes who spend every second of their day doing stupid ass shit. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of my girlfriend.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was an honorary Britannian, and now a mother fucking Knight of the Rounds. What can you do, other than "jack off to naked royalty"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO GAR). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch