/a/ related wake-ups

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ITT: How you would like to be woken up each morning

The smell of cinnabons slowly wafts in from the kitchen, a loli under each arm then when I'm just about to get up...my 5.1 surround sound stereo kicks in with this opening:

Now I've lost it,
I know I can kill
The truth exists beyond the gate
*Heavy Guitar solo*