Everyone, get in here!
Due to recent happenings; two Black Getters, drive by shooting, drive in shootings, driving shootings, rape and several isolated cases of herpes, I'm upgrading the terror level from Black Watch Plaid to the cover of Rush's seminal album 'Moving Pictures'. I'll also be installing tire slashers, raising the price of gas and setting the speed limit to no more or less than 17 miles per hour. And from here on, all women shall be required to come to my office and show me their traunks.
Ha ha! Car innuendo.