The other day I was eating lunch with some Japanese exchange students, as requested by my teacher, when some fucking fat weeaboo just pops out of nowhere and sits down next to me. I can't even describe the horror to you, so I have attached a picture of a girl who resembles her eerily. She was not in cosplay, however, but was wearing an InuYasha shirt and a dog collar. Her bag, as well, was emblazened with the logo of the show.
Well, immediately she began asking them all manner of things in her choppy, applemilk-esque version of Japanese, including "WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD NEEEEE DESU". One of the Japanese students replied that he likes ramen. The weeaboo continued to spout off about ZOMG RAMEN IS LIEK AWESOMMMMEEE when she was obviously thinking of the *instant* variety. At this point I was being polite and tolerant, as usual. She went on to enthusiastically relate to me how she acquired a *holographic* Meowth card for *only fifteen dollars* the other day. Then she moved on to Pocky. She squealed, "OHMYGOD POCKY IS SOOOOO YUMMY I JUST CAN'T STOP EATING IT"
I reply, "Maybe that's why you are such a fat fucker."
I stood up, and looked her right in her beady eyes as her pudgy face crumbled slowly into a fine dust. As I turned and left the room, a gust of wind blew through, and the Akagi OP hummed gently in the background.