so i was like, vampire knight? sounds like it's about vampires. i saw hellsing. vampires are fucking awesome.
so then i watch three episodes of this shit, and im like, wow, these vampires have long necks. and they're all fabulous men that would give lulu an inferiority complex. so suddenly it hits me, shit, this might just be shoujo. i mean, there's only one female character, she lacks obvious breasts, and all the male characters ARE MORE MOE THAN SHE IS. so i look it up on wikipedia and she's all like, yeah, it's shoujo, later it gets REALLY FUCKING GAY and IT'S TARGETED TOWARDS PUBESCENT GIRLS. now the only thing i like about that is the lolis BUT I TELL YOU /a/, I'VE NEVER FELT SO GAY IN MY LIFE EXCEPT THAT ONE TIME UNCLE NED TOUCHED ME BEHIND THE TOOL SHED ONE BRISK MORNING WHEN I LIVED IN NEWHAVEN.