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All right anon, a revelation came to me while I was working my shitty job to pay for my vices.

Anonymous is a pedo, that much is true. But in all reality Anonymous would never penetrate something so small; he'd rather just come to it. No, no, Anonymous doesn't want a loli wife, what Anonymous wants is a waifu with the tendencies found in young women. Kind, gentle, oblivious, girly, etc. Anonymous wants these moe qualities in a woman, but being Anon, can't get one. Lolis are really just a projection of everything Anon wants in his life, illustrated through the visual metaphor of prepubescent girls. If anything, Anonymous merely wants a cute daughter to love and cherish. Anonymous isn't a monster, he's just a good guy led astray by bad women.