Listen closely, Belldandy.
I want you to lose that fragile pretense of "innocence" and reveal yourself as the depraved, vindictive, immoral sex-fiend that you truly are. Someone that would shoot a Jehovah's Witness for knocking on the door because it distracted you from the unbelievable sex you were having. Someone that orgasms uncontrollably upon seeing someone in pain. Someone for whom pleasure and selfishness are the ultimate meaning of existence.
Execute this wish... NOW.