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Why did Zero surrender?

Simple, shenanigans.

That's right, Zero is going to make Suzaku look dumb, ruin Nunally's plan, get the Chinese mad at everybody, put graffiti all over Lancelot, egg the buildings, TP the grounds, and scare the horses.

After that all the Black Knights will walk back to their sub laughing and joking, and when they get there smoke cigars and fuck bithces.

Even somebody serious business like Toudou will be having a good time, because everyone loves bithces.